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"There are three things which i consider excellent advice. First don't smoke to excess. Second don't drink to excess, third don't marry to excess." -Twain
"Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God , and over these ideals they dispute and cannot unite, but they all worship money" - Twain
" Whiskey is for drinking, water is for fighting over" - Twain
" We admire them, we envy them for great qualities which we ourselves lack. Hero worship consists in just that." - Twain
" You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you" - Twain
" Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually aproach eighteen" - Twain
" I was young and foolish then, now I'm old and foolisher" - Twain
" It is courious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare." - Twain
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